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  Joke Category : General SMS Jokes   Joke No.  58
  He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off.

He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine!


Date Added: December 14, 2005   Next SMS Joke Views : 2,706 times  

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